Personal Lies

Tony D's name has always been Tony D. His last name is also just plain D. and if his birth certificate had not been lost in the horrible fire at his home, we could prove it. Seriously, please believe us!

Tony D. is a real living person and is currently living at The Name I Wanted Was Taken Main Offices after being kicked out by his parents when he turned 18. He loves to turn the music up so loud at night that it disturbs the people in the apartment complex next door. We've gotten MANY complaints and our landlord is threatening to evict us.

Tony D. was born in the USA on April 1st, 1990 to George and Alberta D. in the town of El Cajon, California. His birth certificate was lost in a horrible fire while his family was on vacation to Disneyland.

Tony D. LOVES Pandas! He wishes he could own one if it was legal and if they were in the USA!