Campaign Lies

  • Uncool Lie
    Tony D. Dropped Out Of The Race
    Awesome Truth

    Tony D. did not drop out of the race, he just didn't have to get a lot of votes to secure enough delegates during the primaries due to the fact he's the only Republicrat candidate. That and our budget was pretty low after Tony D. gave most of our money to somebody in Nigeria---which later turned out to be a scam.

  • Uncool Lie
    Tony D. Is Too Young To Be Elected
    Awesome Truth

    Tony D. is working with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger on a bill to allow both people under 18 and born outside of the USA to become president. The bill is gaining wide support in congress and we hope to have it passed this summer in time for the Republicrat National Convention.