It has come to our attention that people are spreading uncool lies about Tony D. and it has got to stop! This is why we've created this page that takes each uncool lie and shows the awesome truth. Please spread the awesome truth and stop the uncool lies. Only you can prevent Uncool Lies!
Latest Uncool Lies
Tony D. Isn't Really The Cool President
This lie was started by an opponent of Tony D. and it's a really uncool lie. Tony D. is the coolest person I know and will be the coolest president in history! This uncool lie is one that is so uncool--it makes me sad to hear it is being spread.
- Tony D's Real Name Was Ned Jones
Tony D's name has always been Tony D. His last name is also just plain D. and if his birth certificate had not been lost in the horrible fire at his home, we could prove it. Seriously, please believe us!
- Tony D. Dropped Out Of The Race
Tony D. did not drop out of the race, he just didn't have to get a lot of votes to secure enough delegates during the primaries due to the fact he's the only Republicrat candidate. That and our budget was pretty low after Tony D. gave most of our money to somebody in Nigeria---which later turned out to be a scam.
- Tony D. Is Too Young To Be Elected
Tony D. is working with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger on a bill to allow both people under 18 and born outside of the USA to become president. The bill is gaining wide support in congress and we hope to have it passed this summer in time for the Republicrat National Convention.
- Tony D. Is A Made Up Character Created By Jonathan Bloom
Tony D. is a real living person and is currently living at The Name I Wanted Was Taken Main Offices after being kicked out by his parents when he turned 18. He loves to turn the music up so loud at night that it disturbs the people in the apartment complex next door. We've gotten MANY complaints and our landlord is threatening to evict us.