Smart Cars - No Car Left Behind

Yo Dude, It's Tony D! I'm here to talk about a growing issue in America---the smart cars. I keep hearing about the fact that everyone should get a smart car and it got me thinking dude! Now, before you start saying thinking is bad---dude let me tell you that my idea is going to rock yo world!

Dudes and Dudettes, I present to you...THE SMART CAR CAMPAIGN! When I'm elected to presidency in November (you know I'll win dude!), I'm going to start the No Car Left Behind campaign where by the next summer break all cars must be smart cars! Dude, for far too long we've let the cars in America become what I call Dumb Cars and that's going to stop! Any car who is found to still be a dumb car by the summer of next year will be sent up to Canada---because Canada has an amazing program to reeducate cars.

Dude, with your help we're going to make my presidency the best 24 years that any president has served! Thank you and go get people to vote for me!