Dude, Don't Touch Hot Stuff!

Yo Dude, It's Tony D, I'm back with another TOTALLY AWESOME campaign update!

I was readin' the news on digg and saw a story that made me go WOAH DUDE! This dude was being interviewed by a fox (I didn't realize they could talk, let alone interview!) and during a break he touched a hot mic. Now, my parents always taught me to never touch hot stuff. This has been one of my core beliefs and I thought everyone knew!

This has brought me to a new ad campaign I'll start when I am elected president. The Don't Touch That! campaign will be my way of teaching the population of the US to not touch hot/dangerous stuff! I'll set aside a couple billion in funds for it since who needs education (I never finished Elementary School!).

Thanks dude for reading my post and remember DON'T TOUCH THAT!! Peace yo and Vote For The Cool President!