I'm Still In The Race

Yo Dude, It's Tony D,

I'm still in the presidential race for 2008. I'm the only Republicrat candidate so I got enough delegates to be the nominee at the National Republicrat Convention. The only reason this Web site has been idle of campaign updates is we just had a MAJOR crisis arise a month ago and we just got it resolved.

You know those emails you get from Nigerian dudes asking for money? Those are scams dudes! Take my word on it! I tried to help this one dude out and he ended up stealing the entire campaign budget! I had to mow a lot of lawns and sell a lot of lemonade to get more money for the campaign. It also helped that I asked my family for money...

So the lesson for today dudes is: Never help dudes from Nigeria...at least the ones in those emails! Peace yo!